FIRST TIMER? A BEGINNER’S GUIDE - WHAT SHOULD I DO BEFORE MY VISIT TO THIRTY56?
Thinking about visiting a Melbourne Brothel but have a few reservations? Not sure where to start or what to do.
Well, here at Thirty56, we value discretion and privacy above all else.
Visiting a Melbourne Brothel for the first time can be incredibly daunting - Walking into a huge unknown building, bypassing numerous other men, overhearing fantasies and desires, listening to the constant ring of the phone or doorbell, overhearing sessions in action from behind closed doors, meeting numerous ladies whose name you simply can’t remember - Need I continue?
Doesn’t seem like the perfect scenario now, does it?
At Thirty56, we have become Melbourne’s Premier Incall Space. We create a discreet and private luxurious sanctuary for both our clients and practitioners to feel comfortable in. We focus entirely on experiences, relationships and services. Not women.
On arrival, our clients are greeted by their practitioner and whisked away immediately to their private room that has already been set up and awaiting their arrival, the practitioner and client have their private introduction where services and costs are discussed, and once both parties are happy to proceed, the client is asked to have a warm, relaxing shower before the appointment begins. And the best part? Well, that occurs after the shower BUT, ANOTHER GREAT point to Thirty56’s set-up is during the entirety of your booking, it’s just you and your beautiful, well-experienced, Australian practitioner. No intro rooms. No waiting bays. No chance of running into a complete stranger. No background noise. No other clients. Thirty56’s privacy is unmatched. However, I have been asked time and time again by our first-timers ‘Is there anything I need to do to prepare for my first time?’ - Yes, there is. And to help you, we’ve listed the main points to consider below:
PERSONAL HYGIENE
Now, personal hygiene is a BIG THING IN THIS INDUSTRY - Unfortunately, it’s because A LOT of people DON'T follow the practice of basic personal hygiene. I ALWAYS ask clients;
Would you like to spend your time with a practitioner that has bad body odour or bad breath?
Of course, the response is always ‘Of course not’ - I then simply remind the client that it works both ways. Practicing good personal hygiene shouldn’t be a taboo topic - It’s the 21st century for goodness sake!
‘Well, I’ve just come straight from work, I didn’t have time to go home and have a proper shower’ - Perfectly reasonable response, however, at any Melbourne Brothel, they ask you to shower beforehand. This is the time to wash yourself well, especially (and I can’t stress this enough) your penis, balls and bumhole. Now, let’s get to the nitty gritty. Even if you haven’t booked for any ‘Anal Play’, your bum/bumhole still requires a proper wash. Why? Because, the act of oral sex requires the practitioner to be between your legs. A dirty bum and/or bumhole can produce an unpleasant smell that becomes noticeable during this act. It’s also important (if possible) to either brush your teeth before arrival OR (if you’re coming straight from somewhere else and simply don’t have time), pop in a few breath mints. You wouldn’t go to the dentist without brushing your teeth or popping in a mint would you?
Also, a quick spray of deodorant does wonders.
And, basic personal hygiene might also be the difference between whether or not the practitioner chooses to stay with you again.
TAKE THE TIME TO RESEARCH YOUR CHOSEN/ASSIGNED PRACTITIONER
At Thirty56, we have an entire page on our website that is dedicated to the beautiful practitioners that work for us. We also update this page regularly - To add or remove practitioners that are either joining or leaving us.
I always recommend clients to take the time to go through this page and read their desired/assigned practitioners bio, as well as the list of services they’re comfortable in providing. This in turn, makes it easier on arrival as you’re well aware of what is on offer.
HAVE AN IDEA ON THE SERVICE YOU ARE AFTER
Okay - So we know you’re not here for a coffee and bagel, right?
As a first time client, it’s understandable to be a little nervous, however unless you’re actually after a coffee and bagel, you should have a rough idea of the service you’re looking to book.
To make it easier, at Thirty56, we specialise in 2 services - Erotic Massage & Full Service.
If you’re leaning more towards a specific service, we recommend this to be addressed on your arrival to avoid wasting both yours and the practitioner’s time.
Here at Thirty56, we are simply Melbourne’s Premier Incall Space. Located in the heart of Fizroy and nestled close to the hustle and bustle of Cafes and Restaurants during the day, and the busty nightlife once the sun goes down for another day. We understand how nerve-racking it can be to step foot in an establishment for the first time, but with our handy tips listed above, we just helped make it a little easier.